Friday, July 10, 2009

My name is PATTY.

I was introduced to someone Corey works with (we'll call him Bob) at the grocery store a couple days ago. This is how it went down:

Corey: "Hey Bob, good to see you. I'd like you to meet my wife, Patty."
Bob: *looking uncomfortably at Corey, then tentatively shaking my hand* "Fatty? Nice to meet you..."
Me: *side-eye at Corey* "Uh... it's Patty actually. Nice to meet you too."
Corey: "Dude, did you just call my wife Fatty?"
All of us: *uncomfortable laughing*

Fatty. Come on now, really?


Michelle said...

LOL!!! That is funny!

Marianne said...

That was absolutely hilarious. Thank you for that.

margaret said...

Well, this was good for a chuckle!! Each time I think of it, I start to giggle. Thanks for sharing!

Bethany said...


marissa said...

bahahaha! That was awesome! =_
Maybe he thought it was short for "Fatima" or something fancy and exotic like that?
::in best PeeWee Herman voice:: I love that story!

Angie said...


Peter and Stephanie said...

"The World According to Fatty"

Give me donuts!!!!

Who in their right mind would actually think someone's name is "fatty"????

Did you see that eclipse yesterday!!??? I read about it and it sounded awesome!